I’m here to ruin your fun.
Over at Althouse a commenter asks if there is a statute of limitations on the need to warn people about spoilers.
The answer is yes. How long does that statute last? You can judge that for yourself. Read further at your own risk.
Bruce Willis’s character is really dead.
Faye Dunaway is Belinda Palmer’s sister AND her mother.
The killer is Anthony Perkins in drag, and his mom is a desiccated corpse.
The bird’s a fake, and Bogie is going to turn Mary Astor over to the police.
Vivien Leigh and Clark Gable do NOT live happily ever after.
The butler did it.
And the Serpent made her do it.
Ambiance 
mockturtle said,
March 14, 2013 at 9:24 pm
And Bea does kill Bill!
mockturtle said,
March 14, 2013 at 9:29 pm
Oh, and Angie Dickinson’s stalker is really Michael Caine [her psychoanalyst] in drag.
Icepick said,
March 15, 2013 at 12:15 am
I forgot that second one!
mockturtle said,
March 15, 2013 at 12:45 am
It wasn’t really Kim Novak who fell from the bell tower.
mockturtle said,
March 15, 2013 at 12:47 am
Rosebud was a childhood sled.
mockturtle said,
March 15, 2013 at 12:50 am
Niles’ twin, Holland, has been dead for years.
chickelit said,
March 15, 2013 at 12:43 pm
Rose Dawson had the blue diamond all along and drops it back in the sea.
KMarx said,
March 16, 2013 at 2:20 pm
I hear the freakin’ ship sinks and the big-ass monkey dies. But I could be wrong.
karen said,
March 18, 2013 at 6:47 pm
this is a way too subtle touch 4me, if i know how 2play…
Seabiscuit wins?
Miss everyone… miss Randy:0(.
chickelit said,
March 18, 2013 at 10:37 pm
Any news from Ron? I got some junk email from him hawking diet pills. I deleted it after concluding his email got hacked.
karen said,
March 19, 2013 at 7:56 am
Well- one thing we do know of our Kngfish– he likes him some voluptuous redheads w/bodacious… everything!!! Very good taste.
karen said,
March 19, 2013 at 8:07 am
I was going to write the other morning- full of hope- for Spring. The Red-winged Blackbirds were here!! And Grackles. Their singing is just an inspiring sound. I feel we’ve has so little sunlight this Winter- it’s been a dark struggle to keep doing the monotonous chores of the day(&the next &the next &the…)
Today- we are in the middle of a snowstorm, kids are home, cats are wreaking the place & i miss the hint of warmth and light i had just a couple of days ago. It was 5below zero yesterday morning. Bbrbrrrrr. Demmit.
Icepick said,
March 19, 2013 at 8:17 am
The last couple of days have been in the 80s down here. Although we had a cold snap last week, lows in the 40s and highs in the 60s – very unseasonal weather for March.
I gotta say, living in cold weather is just wrong. I don’t care if you’re a Creationist or a believer in evolution. No one ever said a thing about snow in the Garden of Eden, which would have been contra-indicated for a bunch of people running around naked all the time. And there certainly wasn’t going to be much snow in the plains and valleys of Africa, either.
karen said,
March 19, 2013 at 8:52 am
Friends of mine(traveling Jehovah’s Witnesses)told me this joke:
Adam and Abel were walking along a path and
passed the gates of a beautiful Oasis. Wow, says
Abel- how amazing- what a place. I wish we could
peek inside and experience the beauty and calm of
such a Paradise. Can you just imagine?
Actually, says Adam- i used to LIVE there…
until your mother had to go and get us thrown out!
Something like that:0).
The price to pay for a taste of the forbidden, ice.
Snow.
Icepick said,
March 19, 2013 at 9:24 am
The price to pay for a taste of the forbidden, ice.
Snow.
I must be livin’ right, then. Haven’t seen snow here in Orlando since ’77.
karen said,
March 19, 2013 at 2:02 pm
:0) Lucky you- we must have gotten a foot already.
My daughter lives about an hr South of here- we have 3x the snow she has-
She just went to the bone dr’s… her ~sore~ arm is… broken.
Unbelievable. Broke it sliding into home base about 2weeks ago @some meet- indoors, of course. It’s been in a sling, but now she can no longer work(waitress)or play ball for the season. I feel pretty badly. She had broken her other shoulder when she was 13… twice since she fell down stairs 2wks after the 1st break(king of the mountain on a hill of snow- damned white stuff!). This isn’t so bad as then, i guess.
kngfish said,
March 20, 2013 at 11:19 am
chickelit… yes, my email got hacked sending 100’s of spams out alas…
oh Joan….hmmm? was there some question of what I like? Trooper York is well aware…
I have more fol-De-rol coming to post as soon as I get the pics back….
Karen, console your daughter with tales of Ted Williams breaking his elbow in the 1950 All Star game (making a catch and then hitting the outfield wall! Ouch!), costing him the rest of his then brilliant season…
Miss you all….
mockturtle said,
March 20, 2013 at 12:25 pm
Good to hear from you, Ron! :-)
karen said,
March 20, 2013 at 12:37 pm
ooooOOoo pictures!!
I’ll tell her- she still will travel w/the team, probably keep books or something.
The tally has been taken- 19inches next door- 25inches on Jay Peak:0).
Funny timing.
karen said,
March 20, 2013 at 5:35 pm
So, guess what?
It’s snowing again.
This Spring thing is totally overrated, btw.